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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Ron Garner

Quote #13237

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In seven different Scriptures God has dogmatically stated ‘build all things according to the...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Quote #11800

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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Francis Bacon

Quote #5731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No pleasure is comparable to the standing upon the vantage ground of Truth.
Muhammad Ali

Quote #3116

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3739

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Terry Cohen

Quote #12035

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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Charles McCabe

Quote #15528

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Any clod can have the facts having opinions is an art.
La Rochefoucauld

Quote #824

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For most men the love of justice is only the fear of suffering injustice.
Anita Roddick

Quote #14893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed...
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