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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
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Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #19325
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
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My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I...
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A well written life is almost as rare as a well spent one.