Quote #16165
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #10843
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are...
Quote #19449
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #16227
Success is never final, but failure can be.
Quote #6453
Today is your day Your mountain is waiting. So… get on your way.
Quote #7453
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #11344
The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.