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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Homer

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A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
Desiderius Erasmus

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The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
Mark Twain

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Mark McGee

Quote #15543

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We were lost and dead in sin. We were by nature objects of God’s...
Greek Proverb

Quote #16627

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easier to talk than to hold one’s tongue.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #3825

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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it...
Maya Angelou

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While the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving...
Leo Kennedy

Quote #14744

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Phyllis

Quote #12603

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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