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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Beranrd Levin

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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
Shelley Winters

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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Harriet Lerner

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Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Virginia

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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Rig Veda

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Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him...
English Proverb

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Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
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It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give...
Russell Baker

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Anonymous

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
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