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Quote #13632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Logan Pearsall Smith

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Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
Mark Twain

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
Totie Fields

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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
John Dryden

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But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Unknown

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If you believe in something, no proof is necessary. If you don’t, none is...
Henri Frdric Amiel

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You desire to know the art of living, my friend It is contained in...
John Ernst Steinbeck

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There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Ben Stein

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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
William Blake

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For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human...
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