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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13780

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If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Russell Hoban

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Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Malcolm X

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Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
Roosevelt, Eleanor

Quote #1953

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People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how...
Bob Dylan

Quote #12739

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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Georges Pompidou

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A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....
George Washington Carver

Quote #11680

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Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making...
Aristotle

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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #436

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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Gottfried Reinhardt

Quote #16885

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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