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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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All’s fair in love and war.
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Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
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You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.