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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13744

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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Aristotle

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To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be...
Andrew Schneider

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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Bette Davis

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This became a credo of mine…attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
John Andrew Holmes

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Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it,...
Woody Allen

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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He prayeth best who loveth best All things both great and small For the...
Marya Mannes

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It is not enough to show people how to live better there is a...
Jeremy Thorpe

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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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