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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order...
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #19901
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
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My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #1616
Why shoudn’t truth be stranger than fiction Fiction, after all, has to stick to...