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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
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Frank Crane

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You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
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