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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out...
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I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
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In case of doubt it is best to lean to the side of mercy.
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Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...