Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
Quote #12253
I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...
Quote #912
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
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Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or...
Quote #13038
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human...
Quote #16749
What one fool can do, another can.
Quote #1125
Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...