Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #13822
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #17638
No mind should submit their mind to another mind He that complies against his...
Quote #729
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
Quote #3719
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #8704
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Quote #15564
Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
Quote #7110
If you can’t have faith in what is held up to you for faith,...
Quote #3220
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #12934
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...