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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Graffito

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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Henry Louis Mencken

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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Crow, The

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Top Dollar Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy now that’s fun
Aldous Huxley

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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old...
Thomas Jefferson

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I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
Swordfish

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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Carl Sandburg

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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
Robert A. Heinlein

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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you...
Sir Walter Scott

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All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in...
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