Quote #2731
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #5168
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #6298
You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change...
Quote #14663
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #8937
Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Quote #6091
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a...
Quote #8738
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...