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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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Once there was The People – Terror gave it birth Once there was The...
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The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs...
Robert Byrne

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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Maurice Barrs

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The politician is an acrobat he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Far or forgot to me is nearShadow and sunlight are the sameThe vanished gods...
George Santayana

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Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.
John Simon

Quote #17520

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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13891

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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