Quote #12210
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Quote #659
A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Quote #7617
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #13640
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #14759
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #14803
And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop’d we live and...
Quote #9454
They can do all because they think they can.
Quote #4076
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #12821
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer...