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While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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No man is above the law and no man below it.
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #17447
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
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The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
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The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #17391
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail