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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
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Dr. Emmett Brown The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.
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To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in...
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If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
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False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.