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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
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College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #8469
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...