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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15636

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Calvin Coolidge

Quote #7147

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I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20275

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I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
Margaret Cho

Quote #20002

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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
Aristotle

Quote #1818

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All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Rolfe Neill

Quote #16002

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Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets...
R. Brokhoff

Quote #11252

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The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
N. P. Willis

Quote #19084

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There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written...
Stanislaw Lec

Quote #1419

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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