Quote #21550
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #1617
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #6805
All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #1176
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
Quote #3355
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man’s.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #9577
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
Quote #1896
Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.