Quote #14183
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...
Quote #13042
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
Quote #13691
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #10737
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #13726
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #19015
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #941
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
Quote #18037
Don’t point out your flaws, because the world is not as sympathetic and nurturing...
Quote #6175
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
Quote #20553
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...