Quote #21275
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #8931
I answer the heroic question ‘Death, where is thy sting’ with ‘It is here...
Quote #19220
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #19620
Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than...
Quote #15912
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #19904
So if it seems that some of what I’ll have to say in the...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #15312
Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth help me that I...
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #18087
Everyone is unique. Compare not yourself with anyone else lest you spoil God’s curriculum.