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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Don Marquis

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Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
Siddha Nagarjuna

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He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...
Jerry Coleman

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And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Nellie Hershey Tullis

Quote #18149

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The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...
H.L. Mencken

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Louis Celine

Quote #11711

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Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier....
Archie Bunker

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God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Henry Kissinger

Quote #3492

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
Margaret Cho

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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
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