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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
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I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at...
Plato

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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of...
Samuel Butler

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Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble...
Immanuel Kant

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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13915

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It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13926

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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their...
Cathy Ladman

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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Sid Ceaser

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A great NOW will be a great WAS A bad NOW will always be...
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