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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
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Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
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Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Peter Fleming

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With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
David W. Johnson

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There are no speed limits on the road to success.
Rita Rudner

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When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Charles M. Schulz

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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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