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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #13717
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #10668
Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by...