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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
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A plague o’ both your houses
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Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...