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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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I’m a born-again atheist.
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Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
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Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
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It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was...
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of...
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The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.