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Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to...
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
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One should never put on one’s best trousers to go out to battle for...
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
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Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what...