Quote #2287
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #12063
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #19214
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
Quote #12187
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #5499
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quote #16050
Our destiny rules over us, even when we are not yet aware of it...
Quote #13953
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
Quote #12379
That was my gift — having the ability to put certain guys together that...
Quote #8693
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.