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So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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The best proof of love is trust.
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I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
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A life without love, without the presence of the beloved, is nothing but a...
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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.