Quote #20722
The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is...
Quote #16594
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #528
It seems to me that perfection of means and confusion of goals seems to...
Quote #11927
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The...
Quote #15630
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Quote #20207
There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.
Quote #20847
To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
Quote #13794
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
Quote #5495
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.