Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #9395
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Quote #10014
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
Quote #10855
Rejoice evermore. In every thing give thanks for this is the will of God...
Quote #7677
hy doesn’t the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired...
Quote #10677
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #20489
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Quote #9769
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #6501
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #19943
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.