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There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice....
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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
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Know the true value of time snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
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Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...