Quote #13109
I am responsible only to God and history.
Quote #13872
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #9752
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #9934
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave...
Quote #20076
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #548
What I must do is all that concerns me. This rule, equally arduous in...
Quote #17826
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #18771
Happiness is not in having being it is in doing.
Quote #11253
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...