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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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There are few earthly things more beautiful than a university … a place where...
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If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
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The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
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So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
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Virtue is indeed its own reward.
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That was and still is the great disaster of my life-that lovely, lovely little...
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin