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To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the...
Quote #14674
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
Quote #15866
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
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The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.
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A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of...
Quote #9550
Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States...
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Nothing happens by itself… it all will come your way, once you understand that...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...