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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark and as that...
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You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time all else...
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Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of...
Quote #10306
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Quote #8691
What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end...
Quote #14378
The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its...