Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The best of men is he who blushes when you praise him and remains...
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Reason should direct and appetite obey.
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A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
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We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex–but Congress...
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I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a...
Quote #7993
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...