Quote #19798
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #19072
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #3114
Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside...
Quote #11395
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
Quote #4538
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #2403
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #2652
Never give advice unless asked.
Quote #4474
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.