Quote #6773
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #6214
Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the...
Quote #1068
It is not righteousness to outrage A brave man dead, not even though you...
Quote #8904
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #10414
It matters not how long we live but how.
Quote #11924
The maxim of the British people is ‘Business as Usual.’
Quote #6974
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #18891
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.