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Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same...
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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #6821
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #5111
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
Quote #8443
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...