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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
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Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...
Josh Billings

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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
D. H. Lawrence

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But then peace, peace I am so mistrustful of it so much afraid that...
Mother Theresa

Quote #4411

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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Man is a make-believe animal – he is never so truly himself as when...
Richard Lamm

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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
Henry Van Dyke

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Happiness is inward and not outward and so it does not depend on what...
Vince Lombardi

Quote #1383

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Unless a man believes in himself and makes a total commitment to his career...
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