Quote #17115
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #21073
If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
Quote #7161
Children are a poor man’s wealth.
Quote #127
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Quote #15339
No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace–in peace sons bury...
Quote #4929
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
Quote #16670
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #7412
Don’t fall before you’re pushed.
Quote #13700
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...