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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is...
Quote #13571
If it’s meant to be it’s up to me.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...
Quote #12831
Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #16698
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...