Quote #13872
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #4310
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #5118
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote #16949
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
Quote #10832
He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly…
Quote #10919
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #21731
1. Never tell everything at once.