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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13672

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #38

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Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5248

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Mark Twain

Quote #1661

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Laura Swenson

Quote #7458

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Jean Valjean

Quote #18513

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15620

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For men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in...
Woody Allen

Quote #2269

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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and...
George Santayana

Quote #9725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
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